I’m writing to praise Sen. Dennis Pyle for introducing an amendment designed to stop Gov. Laura Kelly from using her emergency powers to seize ammunition.
Sen. Pyle is a hero, a true patriot. He knows what the “fake news” media and its pointy-headed reporters refuse to acknowledge: Once Kelly’s jack-booted thugs take our ammunition, they’ll come for our toilet paper!
Wake up, people! Can’t you see? This is socialism!
Starting today, I will utter the words, “Thank you, Senator Pyle,” every time I use toilet paper. It’s the least I can do.
Less than sincerely,
Dave Ranney, Lawrence